PinnedMember-onlyHow Much Titty Is Too Much Titty at A WeddingI Wish I Had A Tittyometer To Score The Breasts Around Me — “Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman’s breasts. Thirty pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A…Breasts4 min readBreasts4 min read
Published inSexography·PinnedMember-onlyNo One Wants to be Dicked Down for Five HoursA new generation of sexual requirements — Confessions of a once single Boomer When I was a single sexually active woman, the going craze among the young men attempting to get in my pants was that they could do “it” all night. We would be out at the bar or club. Men and women were showing the energy we had by dancing. The…Health4 min readHealth4 min read
PinnedMember-onlyI Would Rather Drink Aged Alligator Piss on The Rocks With Lemon And A Twisty Straw Before I Work In Corporate America 9–5 AgainThat bridge is burned — I am no longer a good fit — “Only courageous hearts can endure the bitterness of truth.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson, The Book of Maxims, Poems and Anecdotes I consider myself a lucky woman. I came up hard, but through luck, skill, serendipity, and a little help from my friends, I escaped the poverty of Chicago’s South Side…News4 min readNews4 min read
Published inILLUMINATION-Curated·2 days agoMember-onlyTrying To Understand The TikTok Congressional HearingsNow I care, but I still don’t understand congressional folks — I am learning how to use the book side of TikTok to sell more of my existing seven books. My goal is to write seven more books in the next three years. Then use social media to market them all. So TikTok is part of my writer success plan. I…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
2 days agoMember-onlyIf You Are Looking For The D, Put On Your Best Dick Hunting Clothes And Go HuntingYou’re going to need bait — Once again, I had to regale some young women with stories of my wild youth to help them on their way. They were having a pre-bachelorette party outing. The bride and the one-married bridesmaid were not invited. This was basically a dick-hunting expedition for single women. The women told me…Sexuality4 min readSexuality4 min read
5 days agoMember-onlyMy Cat Is Punishing MeI went away for a week — now my cat is angry with me — For the first time in five years, I and three of my corporate friends got together. Before COVID, we would take a dream trip every two years. The last time we traveled was in 2018. I would not miss the opportunity to get together. I needed to catch up with…Pets3 min readPets3 min read
5 days agoMember-onlyHappy Memorial Day, Cousin Jimmy — You Should Still Be HereWe lost a lot when we lost Jimmy — I posted before about my cousin Jimmy — our family’s contribution to the Vietnam War. The problem is that the older I get, the more I understand what we really lost as a family. …War3 min readWar3 min read
6 days agoMember-onlyKiller Whales Are Sinking Boats Off The European CoastNo, this is not a joke — There is a pod, aka a group, of Orcas attacking ships off the coast of Spain and Portugal. Orcas are also known as Killer Whales. Think “Free Willy” except he hates boats. They are small to medium-sized whales with distinctive black and white markings. The average weight of a female…Animals2 min readAnimals2 min read
Published inNo Air·May 27Member-onlyI Can’t Climb An Airport Fence to Make My FlightTSA Closes When? — Last week I went on a girls’ trip with my female friends from corporate America. Because of Covid, we always met at one of our houses. We flew in from all corners of the United States to Huntsville, AL. Since I live in Tampa, FL, I had the choice of…Travel5 min readTravel5 min read
Published inMuddyUm·May 18Member-onlyI Thought One of Our NuddyMum Editors Was A DwarfImagine my surprise when he was a giant — When we met for the NuddyMum Writer’s Retreat, I was ready and willing to accept that one of our editors, Berry Stapin, was a mythical dwarf. After all, he had all the dwarf characteristics. The only place I had seen this dude was at a Zoom meeting. Why wouldn’t I…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
