PinnedMember-onlyHow Much Titty Is Too Much Titty at A WeddingI Wish I Had A Tittyometer To Score The Breasts Around Me — “Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman’s breasts. Thirty pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A…Breasts4 min readBreasts4 min read
Published in Sexography·PinnedMember-onlyNo One Wants to be Dicked Down for Five HoursA new generation of sexual requirements — Confessions of a once single Boomer When I was a single sexually active woman, the going craze among the young men attempting to get in my pants was that they could do “it” all night. We would be out at the bar or club. Men and women were showing the energy we had by dancing. The…Health4 min readHealth4 min read
PinnedMember-onlyI Would Rather Drink Aged Alligator Piss on The Rocks With Lemon And A Twisty Straw Before I Work In Corporate America 9–5 AgainThat bridge is burned — I am no longer a good fit — “Only courageous hearts can endure the bitterness of truth.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson, The Book of Maxims, Poems and Anecdotes I consider myself a lucky woman. I came up hard, but through luck, skill, serendipity, and a little help from my friends, I escaped the poverty of Chicago’s South Side…News4 min readNews4 min read
Mar 21Member-onlyIf You Marry Me, It’s A Life SentenceJust so you know — A friend of mine invited me to her daughter’s bachelorette party. We met at a pleasant restaurant for dinner. We then retired to a suite in a luxury hotel for all the kinds of things that you would expect at a bachelorette party. There were penises everywhere. There was penis…Marriage4 min readMarriage4 min read
Published in ILLUMINATION-Curated·Mar 21Member-onlyI Had My First Experience with Rage ApplyingIt helped an angry employee keep his job — One of the best things about mentoring younger generations is that their attitudes differ from mine. I was in corporate America for many years and followed a set of rules which are no longer relevant in a post-Covid world. There are new rules. Deep Employee Unhappiness One man was passed over for a…Work5 min readWork5 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Mar 20Love In All Its FormsLet me count the ways — Spring is in the air. With Spring comes love in all its forms. Most people think of love like this: “Bound together with shared demands, Felt by both, ‘Love springs eternal.’ A life of bliss, spirits entwined, Love that is pure in spirit and mind.” — Anthony Halat Spiritual love…Love2 min readLove2 min read
Mar 20Member-onlyMy Husband Is Curled Around Me, And I’m Curled Around My CatEveryone is getting what they need — I wake from a most excellent sleep. Pushed against my bum is my husband, who is curled in a C around me. My spouse and I sleep like two corresponding letter Cs. He is the big C, and I am the small c. We have slept like this most of…Love3 min readLove3 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Mar 13Member-onlySmut Means Love Is in The AirThat dirty kind of fun, I mean love — To me, smut means love. When I was young and wild, I took my favorite boyfriends to the smut hotel outside Chicago. It was the perfect place to show them how much I loved them. Smut is one fast way to a young man’s heart. The hotel specialized in rooms…Satire4 min readSatire4 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Mar 13Member-onlyThe Best Places Not To Take A NapToday is National Napping Day — Today, March 13th, is National Napping Day. I am overqualified to advise as I am a Certified Master Napper, CMN. There was a time when I worked so hard that I fell asleep whenever I stopped for a minute. This led to me coming home from work and not sitting…National Nap Day5 min readNational Nap Day5 min read
Mar 11Member-onlyShe Married A “Cat Daddy”She had no idea how her life would change — Newlyweds My never-married friend got married at 47 to a man who had also never been married. He was 52. These two never-married people were perfect for each other. He adores her; she loves him. They sold their houses and brought one together. They both have loads of nieces, nephews, and…Marriage4 min readMarriage4 min read
