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It brings me Joy
After I Use My Bidet, I Feel Like The Cleanest Bitch in The World
You got to get you one of these
There are things in this world that bring joy into our lives. When I use my warm water bidet, I get a lot of pleasure from being clean.
The bidet has a warm, almost hot toilet seat and adjustable warm water with a detachable remote control. No matter my mood, it is heaven when I head into the bathroom to use the bidet. In the middle of the night, the warm toilet seat soothes a sleepy person.
After I use the toilet, I am really clean as I have the warm water set to flow for a full two minutes. I use two minutes on the front and two minutes on the back.
At night, I flow the bidet twice. With my husband, I need to prepare before I go to bed. I use two cycles with soap and another to rinse. In six minutes, I am done and as fresh as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Recently, I have taken to keeping one of my oils or creams in the toilet area. Right now, it is coconut. Before pulling those panties up, I quickly massage coconut oil into my thighs. I have thighs like a…
