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Airline Travel in America

Aisle vs. Window vs. Middle-Seat Selection Etiquette

Why being stuck in the middle is not all bad

Toni Crowe
4 min readApr 26, 2024

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“A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step………the step taken to climb the ladder which gets you into the airplane…”
Ankala Subbarao

Flying Near the Lap of Luxury

I am sitting in row 9 in the Economy Plus section of a well-known airline. There is Economy and Economy plus seating. Economy Plus offers a few extra inches of legroom and free snacks for about a hundred dollars more. My spouse is a six-foot, 280-pound man, so I bought the extra legroom and bigger seats.

We took off without incident, but now there is a commotion in the row right in front of me. The young woman in the middle seat is protesting. The conversation in front of me is one-sided and getting louder.

“You don’t get the window seat and the armrest. The armrest belongs to me,” she roars. The woman is in her mid-thirties, attractive with high cheekbones and intense blue eyes.

The man in the window seat is older and has an old-fashioned, scrabbly beard that someone should consider combing. He is ignoring her by continuing to look out the window. Her response was to get louder and louder.

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Toni Crowe
Toni Crowe

Written by Toni Crowe

Sharing the hard lessons I've learned in life. Best-selling author. Humorist. Editor. Writing whatever interests me . Owner: No Air. Editor:MuddyUm.

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