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An Elephant Trampled a Woman, then Traveled 124 Miles to Her Funeral To Trample Her Again
Not satisfied, the beast waited an hour and then called its relatives to destroy her village: Classic FAAFO

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Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Nerd Engineer. Twitter: https://twitter.com/crowe_toni