And I look down at my phone and pretend I got a call because I’m fairly certain I just made up that statistic. But it’s for your own good. You understand. I just want you to be happy.

Marry Your Friends — Friend Your Tinders
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Toni Crowe

Written by Toni Crowe

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Wanting to share the hard lessons I've learned in life. Best-selling author. Humorist. Editor. Writing whatever interests me . Owner: No Air. Editor:MuddyUm.

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