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When Jack and Rose floated in the icy cold water as the Titanic sunk, should Rose have said, “Jack, I love you, but if we get out of this alive, you need to brush. Your mouth smells like all the dead sea urchins in the Atlantic Ocean.”
John Passadino
Toni Crowe
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