Modern Love

If You Are Looking For The D, Put On Your Best Dick Hunting Clothes And Go Hunting

You’re going to need bait

Toni Crowe
4 min readMay 31, 2023

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Once again, I had to regale some young women with stories of my wild youth to help them on their way. They were having a pre-bachelorette party outing. The bride and the one-married bridesmaid were not invited. This was basically a dick-hunting expedition for single women.

The women told me about the lack of interest exhibited by the men around them at the nightclub they visited. None of them went home with anyone. Their excursion was an abject failure. These are beautiful, vibrant women any man in the club should want to hit, so what was the problem?

These young women are very used to the online dating experience where you swipe right or left based on the image and the profile posted on the site. Then you mutually agree to meet and take it from there. A spontaneous “let us go and get ourselves some lurid sex the night before the bachelorette party” calls for a different strategy.

I asked if they had a bait girl at the club. They reported that they did not even know what a bait girl was. Having both been the bait girl and the recipient of bait girl generosity, I had to explain.

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Toni Crowe

Sharing the hard lessons I've learned in life. Best-selling author. Humorist. Editor. Writing whatever interests me . Owner: No Air. Editor:MuddyUm.