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Living
Sex? What Are You Talking About?
A short about everyday life
I am standing naked in the bathroom after taking a long relaxing shower. I washed my hair and did all the other girl stuff to my body that I do in the shower. Taking my big spa wrap-around towel out of the towel warmer, I wrapped up in it. Ahh, delicious warmth. Then I took a second towel and draped it around my shoulders. A third towel went on my head.
I walked into my bedroom, sat on the bed, took a small washcloth, and dried off my legs. My spouse was watching television from our bed and looked over at me. He got up, and, never taking his eyes off me, slowly ambled over to my side of the bed. I thought something great was going to happen to me. I closed my eyes as my delicious-smelling husband leaned down toward me and put his mouth to my ear.
“You don’t seem to have a working knowledge of bath towel utilization,” he said. My eyes popped open. Where was my kiss? The words sunk in, towel utilization? Really? Really? What happened to the fact that you have a moist, sparkly naked wife sitting right here?
“I understand my fluffy towel utilization just fine,” I said.” Each person’s FTU formula is different depending on their exponential towel factor. My factor is four, and your factor is one. You use one towel. I use four.” As I…
