Someone stole 500,000 eggs like they were the gold bars in Fort Knox.

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“The theft occurred around 8:40 p.m. Saturday at Pete and Gerry’s Organics LLC in Greencastle, police said in a report. The eggs are worth about $40,000.” nbcnewes.com, Eggs stolen from trailer.

The police suspect the thieves used high-tech tools to successfully remove the eggs from the distribution trailer.

Eggs are now expensive enough that they are worth stealing. Hahahahaha.

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