Today is National Underwear Day, so we can discuss an Olympic pole vaulter’s big package — I have details.
Everywhere I looked yesterday, I saw the story of Anthony Ammirati, the pole vaulter who was denied qualifying for the pole vault finals because he had a big dick in his pants.
Anthony, a first-time Olympian, represented the host nation of France in the Paris Olympics. He successfully cleared the 5.70-meter cross pole, but then his junk hit and knocked it down.
The fallen pole was counted as a fault, so none of France’s three pole vaulters proceeded to the competition finals. Anthony would have made a difference if he had worn compression underwear, but he was free-falling. (Ha, see what I did there?)
Anthony Ammirati’s Instagram account picked up 30,000 new followers post the incident. I am one of them.
