No, No, Hell No

You Haven’t Had Sex In 3.5 Years? Excuse Me While I Take This Call

Really, I need to take this now

Toni Crowe
4 min readSep 9, 2023

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A man and woman in bed, the woman holds a phone
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It is midnight, and my phone buzzes with a text message. It is a 911 text from my old friend in Texas.

The message said, “911. Call me right now!”

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Toni Crowe

Sharing the hard lessons I've learned in life. Best-selling author. Humorist. Editor. Writing whatever interests me . Owner: No Air. Editor:MuddyUm.